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About tobiewankenobi

Writer, student, film enthusiast, social media addict, champion of underdogs & slayer of dragons.

Viva Las Vegas!

Viva Las Vegas!

Between Monday and Wednesday, I was able to cross 6 things off my Adventure List!

026. Go to an aquarium

Yes, I have gone 21 years without ever setting foot in an aquarium, until Tuesday that is, when I went with some friends to the Shark Reef Aquarium at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. It was fantastic. A part of it (the part where you get to see all the sharks!) is a “sunken ship” which was awesome. There were parts of the floor that were glass, so you could see what was swimming under you and there were also parts of the ceiling like that. There was this huge, Marlin-like shark (it’s got a really long, really sharp, pointy nose? What are those called? Anyone?) that swam over us. I geeked out. A lot.

106. Learn to walk in high heels.

Another part of the grand Las Vegas Adventure. Our first night there, we went to Lavo’s at the Palazzo. It definitely lived up to all the hype and expectation, the food was phenomenal! Since it was kind of a dressy looking place, I donned my heels in an attempt to dress up my jeans a bit. What I hadn’t realized was we were leaving the Palazzo immediately after and walking the Strip. I figured it would be ok—big mistake. We walked a mile up the Strip from the Venetian to the Cosmopolitan. And then we walked a mile back. That’s two miles in high heels. My feet were killing me and blistered up pretty bad, but it was worth it. I can now walk in high heels without breaking my neck and, as an added bonus, I discovered the wonder that is Fast Flats. The wonderful people at Dr. Scholl’s and the CVS at the Venetian were my best friends that night.

136. Tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

Yes, I realize there is an incredibly sexual connotation behind this one, but just get your minds out of the gutter, this had nothing to do with that. While at a restaurant with a great drinks special, my friend ordered a drink that had maraschino cherries in it, so I stole one of the cherries (I love them for some strange reason) and proceeded to tie the stem into a knot with my tongue. It was surprisingly easy (get your minds out of the gutter!)

151. Go to Las Vegas.

Went to Veags. Stayed at the Venetian. Did lots of cool stuff. That’s all you need to know.

152. Play the slots at least once (preferably while in Vegas) just to say I have.

Played slots at the Cosmopolitan and Treasure Island. They were just penny slots for the most part—I’m such a big spender! Ha.

157. Put the lemon in play.

Took some great photos of The Traveling Lemon for the Lemons and Landmarks project. It took a surprising amount of effort and hunting to actually find a lemon to put into play. Las Vegas is very stingy with its citrus fruits for some reason, but eventually I did find one (a very photogenic one) and snapped a couple of photos of it at the Venetian, Paris Las Vegas, McCarran International Airport, and the plane back to Phoenix. I’m a geek, I embrace that fact.

I’m Insane (Or, I’m a Writer)

I’m Insane (Or, I’m a Writer)

I’ve come to the conclusion that I am mad.

Absolutely, completely, and utterly mad.  Round the bend. Mental. Insane.

Actually, I came to this conclusion some time ago, but my finals sort of reaffirmed my self-diagnosis.  It’s the only explanation I can conceive that would explain why I would willingly put myself through the hell of writing a full length feature film script and an original comedy pilot for a mini-series.  At the same time.

In case you’re wondering, gentle readers, that’s about 170 pages worth of writing right there (really it should be 200, but I skimped on the mini-series pages and turned it into an hour-long show instead.)

On the bright side, I used that to my advantage in Script Frenzy this year.  In the past, my motivations for completing Script Frenzy and it’s older, meaner antecedent NaNoWriMo were based on things like music, books, food, and clothes.  “If I write X amount of words/pages today, I’ll be that much closer to winning Y CD/Book/Chocolate/Tee…”

This year, my motivation was in the form of a mantra, “If you don’t complete this project by the end of the month, you’ll fail the class.” 

It was a wonderful motivator, as you can imagine.

I still can’t understand what compelled me to think working on both projects simultaneously was a good idea.  I could have just done a research project or a presentation of some kind instead of the comedy pilot, but I chose the pilot.

Why?

I am absolutely, completely, and utterly mad.  Round the bend. Mental. Insane.

I suppose that’s a good thing, considering I want to be a screenwriter.  Hopefully my month of maddening writing will have proved useful for something.  Time management, maybe.

Nickelodeon, Digital Media & The Kids Choice Awards

Nickelodeon, Digital Media & The Kids Choice Awards

This article from “TV by the Numbers” has an interesting breakdown of how Nickelodeon “upped the digital presence” of the Kid’s Choice Awards this year and how they made the experience more interactive for today’s tech-savvy kids (with parental supervision, of course).

The biggest changes in the KCA this year included:

  • Fans being able to vote on Nickelodeon’s mobile website and a variety of apps available for Apple products, Facebook, Twitter, and their SMS service.
  • Livestreaming across a number of social media websites and the Nickelodeon website
  • Orange carpet coverage reminiscent of the Oscars’ pre-show, with multiple cameras showing exclusive backstage content that was streamed live on the mobile apps and Nick.com, interactive polls, and real-time updates and photos.
  • The Global Slime Collection, a digital game played through Apple and iOS device apps where kids found slime hidden in photo galleries, news, and videos promoting the awards show.
  • A KCA news blog, trivia, quizzes, and two games that were promoted through the Nickelodeon website as well as their virtual worlds and websites (Monkey Quest, Neopets, and Petpet Park).

Rather than stick to traditional marketing by promoting the show on their channels, Nickelodeon advertised on across their multimedia platforms to ensure they reached all their potential viewers and made the promotions more engaging by creating the apps and games.

This was interesting to me because it shows that it’s not only adult audiences who are becoming more and more fragmented.  The incredible growth in digital media has spurred a tremendous amount of fragmentation in audiences, meaning it’s not just on TV and in theatres that people are consuming anymore.  There are apps and Internet services abound where people can watch their favorite shows, get exclusive content, and engage with other fans through social media.  If there are digital options for adult programming, then why not children’s programming as well?

Monkey see, monkey do, after all.  Chances are, more and more kids are participating in this audience fragmentation by watching TV and movies with their parents on their digital devices.  It stands to reason that parents would engage in online and digital content with their younger children and older children who are allowed computer time (or have their own iPhones) could engage in digital content on their own.

Nickelodeon did an excellent job in offering digital consumption options for the tech-savvy generation watching the KCA’s this year.  I think we’ll see more of this in the future, especially as digital devices become more and more dominant in the media landscape.

Where’s the #*%&$ Airport!?

Where’s the #*%&$ Airport!?

Riddle me this, gentle readers: if my generation has such a short attention span, how is it we can spend over 2 hours looking for an airport in the middle of f-ing nowhere?

Confused?

So was I when I saw my Tumblr dash was full of frantic posts from people looking for airports in Singapore, Wales, Ireland, Hong Kong, Australia, Italy, Sweden…you name the country and chances are someone on Tumblr was looking for an airport there.  The only consistent thing about these posts (aside from complaints about lack of airports) was the tag: #mapcrunch.  Curious, I Googled it and managed to find not only the MapCrunch site, but the Tumblr post responsible for it all.

According to the MapCrunch site, “MapCrunch teleports you to a random place in the world. It allows you to explore the vast array of imagery captured by Google in over 27 countries, featuring spectacular scenery, magical moments and the utterly unexplainable.”  To “teleport” to one of these magical, scenic countries, simply click the green “GO” button on the homepage.

“But what does this have to do with airports?” You gentle readers ask.

Well, the Tumblr post from epochayur prompted Tumblr users to play a game.  The directions and rules are fairly simple:

“To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select ‘hide location’, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks ;3″

Interest piqued, I scrambled off to MapCrunch to see what the hubbub was all about–and procrastinate on my essays a bit, if I’m being completely honest.  I decided to give Bonus Hard Mode a whirl while I was at it, just for kicks. MapCrunch teleported me to what looked like a desert somewhere in the southwest.  After some rather spastic clicking, I found a highway and, before I knew it, 2 hours had passed and I hadn’t even found an airport or even a sign that indicated where I was.

I had spent 2 hours staring at the same stretch of highway on my computer screen without even realizing it.  And it was another hour before I gave up and clicked out of the screen, resigned to the fact that if there was an airport anywhere near that highway, I was never going to find it (probably because it was in the opposite direction of where I was clicking…).

Freed from the hypnotic highway images, I set to work on my esay.

And then promptly went back to looking for an airport.  This time, in what I’m sure was South Korea…or Japan.  I spent another 2 hours there before giving up.

This pattern continuedall day, gentle readers, and well into the next day, when at 2:30 in the morning, I found the airport in Singapore.

I have never been so proud of myself.  Or so ashamed.  I spent 19 hours (not consecutively! I repeat, not consecutively!) looking for airports in random countries, most of which didn’t have street signs in English or Spanish.  At one point, I started tilting the view up every so often to look for signs of planes in the photographed sky.

So, gentle readers, if you’re at all curious about MapCrunch or you are considering looking for an airport, don’t.  It’s time consuming, boring at times, frustrating, and incredibly addicting.

 

I think I’ll go try my luck again for a third airport find.

Queering the Norm: Societal Paradigm Shifts as Shown Through the Supernatural

Queering the Norm: Societal Paradigm Shifts as Shown Through the Supernatural

By definition, the word normal means, “according with, constituting, or not deviating from a norm, rule, or principle; conforming to a type, standard or regular pattern” (Merriam-Webster). In sociological terms, French sociologist Emile Durkheim defined normal as the behavior that is most common, and accepted, by society.  He further explained that people who deviate from these acceptable social norms set themselves apart from society.  By this definition, anyone who deviates from the norm is abnormal or “queer”, behaving in a way that is unconventional or unusual.  When this norm is destabilized through a deconstruction of dominant ideology, even on the smallest of scales, there is a paradigm shift that puts the Norm in the position of the “Other.”  In a sense, they have been “queered”; with what they once considered wrong or abnormal taking the place of dominant ideology, they are now the “queers” of society. In popular television, Bewitched, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and True Blood demonstrate a queering of the norm.  As all three are supernatural shows, they are ideal texts for portraying how a character that would be considered normal by society’s standards reacts when they are not, in fact, the Norm but the Other.  Critically viewing these texts and analyzing the characters Darrin (Bewitched), Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and Lafayette (True Blood) in terms of social and cultural constructs as well as sexuality, illustrates the reactions to the shifting paradigm of societal norms that reflect the time period in which the shows originally aired.

From the show’s conception, Sol Saks wanted Bewitched to address realities of marriage.  Saks says the problem with television sitcoms was that, “a man and a woman did not work together, they did not argue,” and believed there was nothing wrong with showing the realties of marriage so long as it was entertaining.  Saks also intended for the show to address the issue of cultural differences between a husband and wife, using Samantha’s witchcraft as the cultural identity that sets her well outside the mythic norms of American life that were created and portrayed in the media during the 1950s and carried over into the 1960s.  As witchcraft was considered taboo and wrong by the dominant ideology of the time, Samantha was established as the Other who had to assimilate into the culture of American Suburbia by “kicking the witching habit” for the sake of her marriage to Darrin who, by 1960s standards, is the typical, normal white male with a respectable job at an advertising agency, a wife, and a house in the suburbs.  Samantha agrees because she wants to be the ideal suburban housewife, but she was and would always be a witch, thus, it was impossible to rid herself entirely of what was, essentially, her cultural identity, causing her to relapse throughout the series and perform magic.  This seems to solidify her status as the Other.

However, when one takes a closer look at the text, it becomes evident that Darrin is the true Other in their mixed marriage.  The first example of this can be found in the Season 1 episode, “Just One Happy Family.”  From the first episode, Samantha’s mother Endora establishes that she does not care for Darrin, or the fact that her daughter married a mortal.  She does, however, appear to show more tolerance than her ex-husband Maurice.  In this episode, Endora informs her daughter that Maurice is planning on visiting, and shows mild concern about what he will do when he finds out Darrin is mortal:

Endora:  How are you going to explain Duncan?

Samantha: Darrin.

Endora:  His name will be mud when your father finds out he’s human.

Samantha:  Maybe we’d just as well face it now.  I’m married and there’s nothing he can

do about it.

Endora:  I shudder to think about how many things he can and probably will do about it.
(“Just One Happy Family.”)

The warlock is vehemently opposed to Samantha marrying outside her “race” and choosing Darrin, a mortal, over a warlock.  This can be interpreted as a fear of miscegenation, or the mixture of races, especially a marriage, cohabitation, or sexual intercourse between a white person and a member of another race.  In this example, Samantha is the white person and Darrin is the Other.  The argument escalates when Maurice meets Darrin and realizes he is mortal, further reinforcing Darrin’s status as the Other.

Endora:  Times have changed, Maurice.  This happens in the best of families.

Maurice:  It does not happy in my family!

Samantha:  Well, it has.  It’s over and done with.  I’m married. (“Just One Happy

Family.”)

Maurice, in this scene, has established that he and his family are normal and Darrin is the Other who does not belong.

Later, in Season 4, Darrin is once again put into a situation where his Otherness is all too evident.  Like many minorities throughout history, he is persecuted for being different.  In “Samantha’s Thanksgiving to Remember,” Aunt Clara bungles a spell that transports the Stephens family to the first Thanksgiving in 17th Century Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts where Darrin is put on trail as a witch.  This episode arguably cements Darrin’s status as the true Other of the show because, rather than Samantha, Clara or even the Stephens’ daughter Tabitha, it is Darrin who stands trial when a pilgrim calls him out as a witch for speaking strange and performing witchcraft.  Darrin’s use of modern English and a match set him outside of the 17th Century.  The witches, however, had no problem blending in and Samantha has to come to Darrin’s defense at the trial.  She has no problem blending in with the Pilgrims and speaking old English, which includes calling Darrin’s “match” a “witch’s stick.”

The cultural differences between Darrin and Samantha addressed throughout the series are not the only reason Darrin can be viewed as the show’s true Other. The witching culture and idealized American Suburbia are juxtaposed in such a way that the viewer is often confused about whether or not it is Darrin or Samantha who is in control.  In the article, “Bewitched…the 1960’s sitcom revisited:  a queer read,” the authors observe that, “In an effort to keep his patriarchal identity in check, Darrin’s constant attempt to undermine the natural power of Samantha and family sometimes has the opposite effect when Samantha chose to use her power to manipulate the situation.  This destabilizes Darrin’s power and he definitely felt threatened” (Fairfield-Artman).  While by society’s standards Darrin is a normal, white male and therefore patriarchal head of his family, it is actually Samantha that has the power, illustrated through her powers which she often exorcises to rectify mistakes and then convinces Darrin he had the idea for the solution.  In this sense, Darrin is experiencing a “crisis of masculinity” where his position in the home is in Limbo because, while he is supposed to be the head of the family, Samantha is the one with the power.  This, in a sense, sets him apart from the “normal” men of the time, adding to his status as the Other.

Rather than deal with these shifts and accept his changed status, Darrin chooses to ignore these changes and continues to see himself as the only normal one in a house of abnormal witches.   In contrast, Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Xander is all too aware of his status as the Other.  While he is introduced as a typical American teenager and, “ostensibly the straightest, whitest boy on the show” (Fuchs 104), he is without a doubt the show’s racial Other.

In a world where the supernatural is the Norm, Xander is isolated as the Other because of his lack of supernatural ability.  Buffy is a Slayer, Giles is a Watcher who has a history with dark magic, Willow is a practicing witch, Oz is a werewolf, Dawn is a mystical ball of energy, and Angel and Spike are Vampires.  Their groundings in the supernatural world often leave Xander with a sense of worthlessness as the group’s Other because he cannot perform at the level his friends do. If Xander tried to fight vampires like Buffy did, “we’ll end up with one dead Xander” (Kawal 153).

Much like Darrin, Xander’s normalcy sets him apart as the Other.  On the Hellmouth, his humanity is, in a way, a weakness.  There are several instances where his normalcy is very nearly his downfall.  In “Teacher’s Pet” he almost becomes dinner for a Preying Mantis who uses his teenage hormones against him and in “Buffy versus Dracula” he is the first to fall under Dracula’s fall, which results in him becoming a bug-eating minion. There is also the episode “Amends,” in which Xander escapes his parents fighting on Christmas by sleeping outside in a sleeping bag.  The snow that miraculously falls that night saves Angel’s life, amazes everyone else who are warm in their homes, but only results in making Xander cold because he’s outside, isolated from everyone else.  However, unlike Darrin, Xander accepts his status and uses his strengths to prove that he is more than capable of holding his own in the realm of the supernatural. The Season 3 episode “The Zeppo” is an episode that focuses on Xander, who is feeling worthless because the rest of the Scoobies (the Slayer, her Watcher and friends) write him off and send him on “glorified doughnut runs.”   While this is how “The Zeppo” starts, it ends on a high note for the “normal” human, who manages to defeat a group of zombies after unwillingly becoming their leader and defuses a bomb in the high school’s basement.  At the end of the episode, no one knows how he spent his night while they kept the Hellmouth from opening, but it is enough of a confidence boost for Xander to realize he is an integral part of the Scoobies.

The importance of Xander is discussed to great lengths in The Aesthetics of Culture in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it is argued that, “the importance of Xander is recognized on a number of occasions by the group, but it is season 7, as the series is winding to its end, that the most marvelous expression of it is given to us”  (Pateman 147-8).   Pateman argues that is in this episode that Xander’s significance as the Other of the Scoobies is truly recognized in the talk he has with Dawn:

Xander:  They’ll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn’t

chosen.  To live so near the spotlight and never step in it.  But I know.  I see more

than anybody realizes because nobody’s watching me.  I saw you last night.  I see

you working here today.  You’re not special.  You’re extraordinary.

Dawn:  Maybe that’s your power.

Xander:  What?

Dawn:  Seeing.  Knowing.

While Xander’s importance may be “truly recognized” in “Potential,” the best example of it is seen in “Grave,” in which he prevents Willow from ending the world by reminding her of their friendship:

“You cried because you broke that yellow crayon…and you were too afraid to

tell anyone…you’ve come pretty far…Ending the world, not a terrific notion,

but the thing is…yeah, I love you.  So if I’m going out, it’s here.  If you want to

kill the world, then start with me.  I’ve earned that”  (Grave).

Thomas Hibbs notes that as Willow begins to lacerate Xander’s flesh, it’s Xander’s, “pitiful willingness to endure her wrath and his protestations of love” that cause Willow to stop and, “relent in a torrent of tears (South 56).  It is his humanity and heart (which shows its importance earlier in “Primevil” when they create a Super Buffy to destroy Adam) that save Willow and, ultimately, the world.

While Darrin tries to fight his Otherness and make his environment change to fit him and his perception of normal, Xander seems to embrace his Otherness and works to prove that he is as capable of fighting and surviving on the Hellmouth as the Norm with their supernatural abilities.   This can be interpreted as further evidence of shifting social paradigms and societal acceptance of the Other.  Whereas Darrin lived in a time where assimilation was promoted and the Other was feared, Xander lives in the later half of the 20th Century (1997-2003) where the societal Other was becoming more widely accepted by the perceived Norm.

The only other human character in a supernatural show that embraces his Otherness more than Xander is True Blood’s Lafayette, “an emphatically gay man in a small Southern town…Lafayette is a redneck-thumping, drug-dealing diva with a tongue saltier than the gumbo he serves up as the grill cook at Merlotte’s honky tonk,” (Hiltbrand) where he works with Sookie, a telepath, his cousin Tara, who becomes possessed, and the bar’s owner Sam, who’s a shape shifter.   The show takes place in Bon Temps, Louisiana in a world where vampires have “come out of the coffin” and are a part of society.  In this setting, it’s Lafayette’s humanness that set him apart as the Other because he has no powers and his only connection to the Supernatural is through selling V-Juice, vampire blood that humans use as a recreational drug.

Like Xander, he lives in a world where the supernatural is the Norm.   Vampires have “come out of the closet” and are showing that they’re just as much a part of society as humans are.  With the Vampire Rights Amendment headed for ratification, vampires like Sookie’s love interest Bill Compton are more comfortable in showing who they are in “normal,” human society.  Lafayette accepts the growing supernatural community and his own status as a human Other in Bon Temps.  What sets Lafayette apart from Xander is his status as an “Outside Norm.”  While he would be considered normal by the rest of the society in which he lives because he’s human, his sexuality sets him apart from this society and makes him an Outsider to the Norm.

Lafayette is also very different from Darrin and Xander in that he is extremely confident about his Otherness, whereas Xander feels isolated and often worthless and Darrin chooses to ignore it.  Lafayette’s confidence can be summed up in one scene from the Season 1 episode “Sparks Fly Out,” in which he confronts a table of rednecks for sending back a hamburger because it was cooked by a gay man:

Lafayette:  Who ordered the hamburger with AIDS?

Redneck:  I ordered the hamburger deluxe.

Lafayette: In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with French fries, lettuce, tomato

and AIDS.

Redneck:  Yeah, I’m an American and I got a say in who makes my food.

Lafayette:  Baby it’s too late for that.  Faggot’s been breeding your cows, raising your

chickens, even brewing your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this motherfucker.  Everything on your goddam table got Aids

Redneck:  You still ain’t makin’ me eat no AIDS burger.

Lafayette:  All you gotta do is say hold the AIDS. [licks hamburger bun] Here, eat it.

[sticks it to redneck’s forehead. Fight ensues]  (“Sparks Fly Out”)

Lafayette’s sexuality that has long defined him as the societal Other in the community where he lives is likely the reason why he has no trouble, and probably doesn’t pay much attention to, his status as the Other in the supernatural Bon Temps.  Lafayette’s attitude towards vampires in Bon Temps, and the rest of the US, is also influenced by his sexuality because the vampires’ “out of the coffin” movement and their campaign for equal rights mirrors the “out of the closet” movement in the 1970s.

In looking at the three characters together, it is evident that society’s acceptance of the Other and their reactions to the shifting paradigms of societal norms has progressed over the last few decades, with Darrin’s need for Samantha to assimilate to America Suburbia reflecting the fear of the Other in the 1960s, Xander’s Otherness being accepted by his friends in the late 20th Century, and Lafayette’s sexuality and the vampires “out of the coffin campaign” signifying the advocacy of the Other in the 21st Century.  Through analyzing Bewitched’s Darrin, Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Xander, and True Blood’s Lafayette and their respective supernatural settings, viewers are able to see what happens to the Norm when their normalcy is “queered” through a deconstruction of dominant ideology and they are relegated to being the Other.

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Criminal-Of-The-Week With a Dash of Time Travel

Criminal-Of-The-Week With a Dash of Time Travel

Going into this, I had pretty high hopes for a new sci-fi show that I could really get in to.  It looked so promising.

But it all seems very procedural.  300 inmates disappear from Alcatraz without a trace, and now they’re popping back up in 2012 where they’ll apparently continue to steal, murder, maim, and otherwise wreck havoc on society, just as they had been in the 1960s.

Enter the crime-fighting duo of San Francisco Detective Rebecca Madsen (Sarah Jones) and historian/author/comic book shop owner Diego Soto (Hurley–erm, Jorge Garcia), who have to catch these living Alcatraz ghosts.  At first, the pair do this vigillante style, with no help or approval from creepy mysterious FBI Agent Emerson Hauser (Sam Neill) and his scientist sidekick Lucy Banerjee (Parminder Nagra).  After the first case, however, Hauser offers the pair a job working for him, catching the resurfacing inmates.

It’s sort of a Criminal-Of-The-Week with a Time Travel Twist.

I’m hoping that as the series progresses, it will delve a little more into the mystery of how the inmates disappeared and who was involved in the disappearances/cover-up.

And now, gentle readers, unless you want to read spoilers for the Pilot, stop reading.

Things I Have Issue With:

  1. Culture Shock.  There is none! CotW Jack has no culture shock at all.  If you were suddenly thrown from living a pretty much solitary life in a maximum security prison on an island in 1963 into present day San Francisco 2012, wouldn’t you be just a little bit thrown off kilter? Jack seemed to just jump right in.
  2. Dialogue.  It was all very–expected, if that makes sense.  It was predictable.  It was all, for the most part, a steady Q&A, which I don’t have fun with at all.  There was hardly any confrontation in the dialogue and it made it kind of boring for me.  That and a good number of Soto’s lines seem like they’re directed more for/at the audience (“Is anyone else’s head exploding right now?”).
  3. Procedural Feel.  This speaks for itself. While the premise is entirely unique, the execution wasn’t really.  They basically tell you what’s happening instead of showing it, which takes a bit of the fun out of it.  Like I said, I’m hoping that there’s more to what they’re going to show us and what the true mystery of Alcatraz is.
Things I Liked:
  1. Mini-Alcatraz.  It’s high-tech, it’s in the middle of the woods, it’s underground, it’s an exact replica.  I thought that was a great idea, especially since it’s being run by Hauser, who doesn’t strike me as the best of guys on this show.  Maybe it’s the eyebrows.
  2. The overall premise.  It’s a very nice, very original twist to the Criminal-Of-The-Week procedural.  (the execution was just a little off).
  3. Soto.  He’s a historian who owns a comic book store (and writes comics? If I understand that correctly?) and seems to know all the facts about these living Alcatraz ghosts that Madsen needs to solve the cases (which may be a copout, but hey, it works).

Anyway, I’m hoping they up the ante a little.  I usually give a show three or four episodes before I decide whether or not I like it enough to keep watching it.

We’ll see what happens.

What the Hell? “Devil Inside” at the Box Office

What the Hell? “Devil Inside” at the Box Office

Edit: For the record, it’s Miranda Doerfler, even though I said Miranda Saico. Also, the formatting gets really weird towards the end.  I’m sorry if it’s hard to read for anyone.  It shows up normal on my screen, so I have no idea what’s going on with that.  Hopefully I’ll get that fixed soon.  Sorry!

I’m a chicken-shit.

It’s true.  When it comes to horror, I’m a big chicken-shit.  I’m squeamish, I get freaked out very easily, and I will scream like a 13-year-old girl (which shouldn’t be much of a surprise since I am a girl..) and I will grab the hand of whoever’s next to me, or the arm of my chair if I’m alone.  I’ll sleep with the lights on for a week after and check under my bed for whatever monster was in the movie.

It is for these reasons I refused to even consider seeing The Devil Inside after I saw part of the trailer (I couldn’t watch the full thing when that girl on the bed started contorting and breaking her bones, it was just too much.  See? Chicken-shit).

From what I’ve been hearing about it, however, it seems like the film was one big million-dollar joke.

Horror writer Miranda Saico, author of Modern Day Horrors, refuses to see it because, “1. Exorcism/possession stuff does not scare/interest me at all, 2. It doesn’t sound like all that strong or original a premise to begin with, and 3. I heard it was a disgustingly bad movie and that people who got to see it for free booed it.”

If the reviews are anything to go by, film critics agree that it was “a disgustingly bad movie.”

The question is then, how did it become such a big Box Office hit?

According to this article on “The Wrap,” The Devil Inside was such a big hit because of,  ”a combination of targeted marketing, lucky timing and the hands-on involvement of one of the biggest producers in Hollywood turned The Devil Inside from a super-low-budget orphan into the No. 1 movie in America.”

Joshua L. Weinstein explains how the popular trailer, which was first shown before Paranormal 3, went viral on Facebook and Twitter, sparking much conversation that was fueled by Paramount Pictures, Insurge Picture’s parent company.  The ad was also used in a targeted marketing campaign and aired during the finales of AMC’s zombie-thriller The Walking Dead and TNT’s American Horror Story. Ads were also shown on SyFy and Chiller.
One of the more unique aspects of the advertising campaign, in my opinion, was that the studio not only marketed the movie to the 18-35 audience but they marketed to the Latino 18-35 audience with Spanish language trailers and radio advertisements in the top 12 Hispanic markets.  In this way, they marketed the movie to two separate demographics.
Weinstein also observes that the movie’s release date played a large part in its success.  During the opening weekend of January 6th, when a movie generally has its largest audience, The Devil Inside was the only big film to open, which seriously reduced the competition.
Overall, it appears as though most of The Devil Inside’s success is mostly because of a very big, very well-planned targeted marketing campaign and a very lucky release date.  It’s clearly not because it’s the next Great American Film.
Either way, I’m still too much of a chicken-shit to watch it.

I’m a Big Kid

I’m a Big Kid

I began my college career with the crazy idea that I was going to be a journalist.  My freshman year was spent locked away in my dorm room studying the history of journalism, the role of technology in journalism today, the basics of news reporting and editing, and the dreaded AP Style.  My days were plagued with nonsensical grammar rules and an onslaught of depressing headlines that reached me at all hours of the day via paper, computer, and text message.

I spent my freshman year of college slowly losing my mind.

The only thing that kept me going during those dark days were the “old school” cartoons I streamed from Netflix, the ones I grew up watching as a kid.  Doug, Hey Arnold, Rugrats…they helped me power through the sleepless nights spent trying to dig up my buried ledes and swapping out periods for commas in my text.  It wasn’t until the end of my second semester that I realized that is what I wanted to do.

I wanted to make cartoons.

Unfortunately, I have no artistic skills to speak of.  My visual arts prowess consists entirely of stick figures beady eyes and wide smiles and tilting houses, complete with the little squiggles of smoke wafting out the lopsided chimneys.

And so, gentle readers, I decided I wanted to do the next best thing.  I wanted to write the cartoons.  So, before the end of my second semester of journalistic studies, I changed my major and enrolled in the Film and Media Studies program at Arizona State University.

It was by far the best decision I have ever made.  My last two years of college have been fantastic.  I’ve learned a lot of valuable skills I can use in real life at a job that I actually want.  I look forward to going to class and I actually enjoy writing most of my papers.

With my junior year almost over and my senior year fast approaching, I’ve been giving a lot of thought to what I want to do with my life.  The cartoon idea still applies—I’m a big kid at heart; in fact, I think one of my professors actually said I had the maturity of a 12-year-old sometimes.

I took that as a compliment.

After hours of research and a handful of career interest questionnaires, I’ve come to the conclusion that I want to be a children’s content producer.  I don’t know why I didn’t think of it before.  It’s perfect for me.

I just don’t know how I’m going to break into that field.  I’m starting with an application for a production internship at Pixar Animation Studios.   It seems like a step in the right direction.  I want to produce children’s content, they make children’s content and are in need of a production assistant.  It’s a match made in heaven, don’t you think?  Hopefully they see that, because I would love to have the opportunity to work there and see the production process firsthand.

It would be a dream come true. I mean, really, it’d be an actual dream come true.  I am in love with everything Pixar.

My love affair with Pixar began in 1995, with the release of Toy Story.   Before that, I’d been strictly a Disney Kid, pledging my undying love and devotion to The Lion King, 101 Dalmatians, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, and The Little Mermaid (and those were only the most watched movies in my massive VHS collection).   Once I saw Toy Story, however, things changed.  Everything was so lifelike and, if we’re being entirely honest gentle readers, I’d often wondered if my toys came to life when no one could see.

Toy Story confirmed everything my five-year-old brain believed to be true.  Toys did come to life when no one was around and they did incredibly awesome things.

After Toy Story came A Bug’s Life and I was ready to move from a love affair into a committed relationship, just in time for Toy Story 2.

I can’t think of a better way to start a career in children’s content production than an internship at Pixar.

I’d better go finish that application… too bad I can’t make this my cover letter, I think it sounds better than, “The intent of this letter is to…”  Maybe I can rework this into something that sounds professional….

I Ship Chady

I Ship Chady

Edit: I apologize, gentle readers, this is what happens when I attempt to write something while on massive amounts of Benadryl.  It may help keep my airways open during severe asthmatic attacks/allergic reactions, but it seriously screws with my brain stuffs.  Consider yourselves warned.

This last month, I’ve been managed to make it to the gym at least once a week in my quest to reduce my chest size without undergoing painful, expensive and, well, painful surgery.  It’s not having the desired results yet, but more on that in another post later, if my allergy meds don’t knock me on my ass first (Dear Santa, for Christmas this year I would really like a functioning immune system…).

I digress.

Anyway, at the start of my quest, I decided that in order to properly motivate myself to workout, I’d need music.  Music that would make me want to actually move around non-stop for at least half an hour.  So, I started reworking my iPod playlists and stumbled across this wonderful little gem someone tweeted about a few months ago.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, “They Call Me Cheeks.”

On the off chance you had a problem with that, I’d stop reading now.  If you weren’t offended by it (good for you, gentle readers!) and you would like to see more Cheekiness, you can check out Cheeks’ YouTube Channel, or just watch Husbands: The Series.

As an added bonus, you’ll also get Sean Hemeon (As the World Turns, True Blood), Alessandra Torresani (Caprica), Jane Espenson (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly) and Jeff Greenstein (Friends, Will & Grace).  And maybe even a special guest appearance by Nathan Fillion and Michael Buckley.

“What is Husbands?”  You gentle readers ask.

It is a fantastic new web-series in which athlete Brady Kelly (Sean Hemeon) and actor Cheeks (himself) wake up married after a drunken Vegas weekend celebrating the passing of a Marriage Equality Law—meaning that the cliché “we-got-drunk-and-married-in-Vegas” actually works for them now because it’s legal! As they don’t want to set The Cause back with what would be a widely publicized, quickie divorce (which would typically be the norm for Drunken Vegas Weddings), they decide to make a go of it and see if their chemistry as a dating couple works when they’re suddenly a MARRIED couple.

If you’re rolling your eyes at the premise, stop.  Right now.  Just, stop.  This is much, much better than any other We-Got-Drunk-And-Married-In-Vegas story you’ve ever seen and/or heard.   Cheeks and Hemeon are fantastic together on screen, and from the promos I’ve seen (and the bit in the first episode), Alessandra Torresani is going to be hilarious in her role as Hayley, the Best Friend.

The first episode alone is hilarious.  The best part is probably when Cheeks asks Brady if he has “batting rehearsal” later and Brady looks at him with a “it’s-a-good-thing-you’re-cute-sweetie” look and informs him that they call it “batting practice.”  And it’s not just the dialogue that I loved, it’s their acting and onscreen chemistry, especially the looks they give each other at the end when they see the wedding rings (sorry, spoilers) and realize they’re married.

The second through fourth episodes are just as good (if not better, they get better as they go), but I don’t want to say too much, I want you to actually watch it.  So, if you’ve got a spare 12 minutes (more or less), saunter on over to the Husbands website and watch the episodes that are posted (or you can find them on YouTube).  The laugh to runtime ratio is phenomenal (I get an abs workout every time I watch).  It may not be a show that everyone in America is ready for, but I hope that this eventually lands a spot on primetime television.  It’s certainly better than half the crap that the networks are showing nowadays.  It’s a witty comedy about newlyweds trying to make it work.  It’s Mad About You with gays (that’s a quote from somewhere, but I can’t remember where.  I’m not plagiarizing, honest!)

They may be doing it wrong, but in this (maybe-not-so) distant future, that’s their right.

For more info, check out their website and follow them @TeamHusbands on Twitter!

100 Things That Make Me Happy

100 Things That Make Me Happy

Awhile ago, I stumbled across a fantastic blog,  Sofia’s Journal.  There was a series of posts entitled “100 Things” in which the blogger, Sofia in case you missed that, posted a list of 100 (10 posts over the course of 10 weeks) that make her happy.

I decided to attempt this myself…and stopped somewhere around Week 7.  I completely forgot I was even making a list until I found in in my documents folder a few minutes ago.  Whoops.  Instead of posting the last 3 segments, I just decided to post the 100 Things list in its entirety here.  I might go back and delete the other posts, I don’t know yet.

Anyway, without further ado, 100 things that make me happy:

  1. Bookstores
  2. Playing the violin
  3. Rain
  4. Stargazing
  5. Swimming
  6. Lazy afternoons
  7. Good hair days (a very rare occurrence in my case)
  8. My iPod
  9. Classical Music
  10. Clean sheets
  11.  Running on the beach
  12.  Cute puppies
  13. Cute baby animals in general
  14. Playing the cello
  15. Cold Italian food for breakfast
  16. Netflix (I had this on here before all the screwed up pricing and Qwikster garbage, so I’m leaving it on.  I’m afraid it doesn’t really make me all that happy anymore, just irritated.)
  17. Peppermint tea
  18. A really comfortable pair of sneakers
  19. Writing
  20. Sunflowers
  21. People who make me laugh
  22. The overwhelming sense of accomplishment that comes with a productive mornight
  23. Exploring
  24. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
  25. Black and white movies
  26. Cool hats
  27. Crossing something off my List
  28. My MacBook—especially after my experiences with Lazarus
  29. Swinging in a hammock
  30. Hot chocolate
  31. My family
  32. Being able to give good directions (it means I know where I am/where I live!)
  33. Fuzzy socks
  34. Breakfast foods
  35. Handwriting letters (no one does this anymore)
  36. Finding money in my pockets when doing laundry
  37. Piano music
  38. My friends
  39. Peter Pan
  40. Making new friends
  41. Re-watching cartoons I loved when I was a kid (Doug, anyone?)
  42. Going to the movies
  43. The Big Box of 64 Crayons (you know, the one with the sharpener in the back)
  44. Brightly colored nail polish
  45. Libraries
  46. Bras that actually fit
  47. Sunrises
  48. When the shuffle setting on my iPod reads my mind and plays something that fits my current mood without me having to look for it.
  49. Baking
  50. Blanket forts
  51. Blackberries
  52. When little kids get super excited about something and have to tell everyone within hearing range
  53. Celtic rock music (yes, it’s a thing)
  54. Getting positive comments from readers (back in the day when I actually posted creative fiction)
  55. Jumping in rain puddles
  56. Seeing a rainbow
  57. Road trips
  58. Photography (even if I’m not good at it)
  59. Learning something new
  60. Hugs
  61. New journals
  62. Reading a good books
  63. Disney movie soundtracks
  64. Movies that appeal to my inner-hopeless romantic
  65. Sleeping with the windows open in the summer
  66. Sleeping with the windows open when it rains
  67. Scrabble
  68. Hiking
  69. Hole-in-the-wall, neighborhood restaurants
  70. Making up new words
  71. Walking around barefoot
  72. The “eureka!” moment when I know exactly where a story plot is going to go
  73. Writing sprints without distraction
  74. John Hughes films, especially The Breakfast Club
  75. Granny Smith apples
  76. Having money in my bank accounts
  77. Christmas
  78. Dancing (when no one can see me!)
  79. Chocolate
  80. Puzzles
  81. The Nutcracker Suite
  82. Learning new words
  83. Local Pub:  The Skeptical Chymist (yes, I’m listing this!)
  84. Flogging Molly (see #52)
  85. Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  86. Really comfortable slippers
  87. Fashion magazines (Vogue, Elle…)
  88. Husbands the Series
  89. Coffee (even though I’ve sworn off it, I still like the decaffeinated stuff)
  90. The 90s Are All That on Nickelodeon
  91. I Love Lucy reruns
  92. Harry Potter—the books and films
  93. Pottermore (beta testing, baby!)
  94. Alice in Wonderland
  95. Screenwriting
  96. Comfortable chairs—the really big, overstuffed Lay-Z-Boy kind.
  97. Classic Disney movies (The Lion King, Sleeping Beauty, Lady and the Tramp, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, etc…)
  98. Torchwood Babiez (a must read for all Torchwood and/or Doctor Who fans)
  99. Gluten free Bisquick (hello pancakes!)
  100. Chocolate chip cookies